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[赛后贴] 今日NBA西部季后赛首轮G1，勇士队客场95-85战胜火箭队。

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火箭（0-1）：申京26分9板1助3断、史密斯11分6板、狄龙11分3板2助、范弗里特10分1板7助、阿门8分9板6助、杰伦-格林7分8板2助、亚当斯6分12板1助、伊森6分4板2断。

勇士（1-0）：库里31分6板3助、巴特勒25分7板6助5断、波杰姆斯基14分8板5助2断、小佩顿7分3板1助2断、穆迪7分2板1助、桑托斯5分1板、格林4分6板3助3断、希尔德2分1板、波斯特1板1助、卢尼1板。

[–]Lakers Bandwagon Dooraven 370 points 2 hours ago

Born too late to explore the world, Born too early to explore space, Born just in time to witness Steph Curry

湖人球迷：

求知天下之浩渺，乃是先辈之功劳；

探寻宇宙之广阔，则需后人之努力；

见证库里之伟大，正是我辈之要务！

[–]San Francisco Warriors Casualrodfarva2 202 points 2 hours ago

Houston fans gotta be fucking sick of Steph man

勇士球迷：但是火箭球迷看见库里都TM想吐了，哎！

[–]Rockets Suitable_Snow7761 87 points 2 hours ago

Used to him ! I’m sick of Fred chucking!!!!

火箭球迷：其实我们已经习惯库里的强大了！最让人受不了的是范弗里特的浪投啊！！

新闻链接>>>>>>铁麻了范弗里特40分钟19投仅4中 三分13中2得到10+7

[–]NotCrustytheClown 39 points 2 hours ago

Death, taxes and the Warriors beating the Rockets

球迷：三件命中注定的事：死亡、税收、火箭挨勇士揍。

[–]CummingInTheNile 310 points 2 hours ago

Amen Thompson has been added to the long list of very good defenders who thought they could stop Curry, but in reality, could not

球迷：阿门被加入了所谓的“库里克星”名单，但实际上，他克不了库里。

新闻链接>>>>>>库里末节再迎阿门速射关键超远三分 阿门这次无奈摊手了……

[–]PlasticPresentation1 117 points 2 hours ago

Rockets did an ok job on Curry and on defense in general today. Giving up 95 and Curry had some crazy makes that they'd probably live with him taking

They just fell apart on offense

球迷：其实今天火箭在整体上以及针对库里的防守上都做的还OK，全场只丢了95分，而且库里的那几个高难度进球，估计也在火箭的承受范围之内。

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[–][GSW] Stephen Curry awsomoo8000 29 points 2 hours ago

The Curry highlights from this game were insane. Just hitting the dumbest shots to keep us ahead all night.

勇士球迷：库里本场的高光表现简直是要人老命！用各种超高难度进球让我们保持领先！

新闻链接>>>>>>库里神仙漂移三分众生相 替补疯狂 小桂子瘫倒 老板起立

[–]Rockets WhoDey42 847 points 2 hours ago

I’m not gonna lie as a rockets fan it’s kinda miserable playing golden state again. Just so much built in trauma

火箭球迷：作为一个火箭球迷，老实说，我们这次又遭遇上勇士，真的太惨了！这精神创伤给整得实在也太深了啦！！！

[–]Spurs GGezpzMuppy 1011 points 2 hours ago

LOL playoff Butler as a second option is cheating.

马刺球迷：季后赛版本的、二阶段巴特勒，只是个二当家，这也太玩赖啦！！哈哈哈！！

[–]Akipella 222 points 2 hours ago

If the Warriors could rebound they would have won by 40. Disgusting to watch but still amazing defense every possesion

球迷：勇士要是篮板再强一点，他们能赢40分，看得人太难受了！不过防守确实非常精彩！！

[–]Great-Queen 110 points an hour ago

yea Steven Adams does that, multiple time he just took rebounds like we were little kids

球迷：是啊，都是被亚当斯给搞的！很多次他抢篮板的时候，感觉像是跟幼儿园小朋友在打球似的！

新闻链接>>>>>>或可多用？亚当斯在场的19分钟里 勇士没抢到一个进攻篮板

[–]Parallel-Quality 389 points 2 hours ago

Skyfucker fucks everything in the sky, including Rockets.

球迷：库里一旦开始日天，天上任何东西都难幸免，包括火箭！！

[–]Warriors VampireBatman 100 points 2 hours ago

Thunder occurs in the sky too right?

勇士球迷：那么雷霆也是天上的东西，对吧？

[–]Incandescent-Her0 35 points an hour ago

Unfortunately, lakes and wolves are ground entities

球迷：然而不幸的是，湖人和森林狼是地上的物件儿~~~

[–]Lakers Palifaith 460 points 2 hours ago

Rockets fans with some PTSD out there.

湖人球迷：火箭球迷的PTSD犯了。

新闻链接>>>>>>难顶！火箭解说：季后赛和库里打了这么多次我都PTSD了

[–]Dopedude08 162 points 2 hours ago

This time they knew their team would shit the bed offensively so I think it lessens the blow

球迷：不过这次火蜜应该有心理准备，知道火箭队在进攻端肯定会拉一坨大的，因此我认为，这次火蜜的心里创伤会轻一点。”

[–]Rockets Daroo425 57 points 2 hours ago

Yeah as soon as warriors got the 7th seed, I knew it was over

火箭球迷：是啊~~~勇士队确定是7号种子的时候，我就知道我们完了~~~

[–]VividEvent2011 526 points 2 hours ago

Curry is a bad man

球迷：库里个危险人物！！

[–]Warriors hellmath 240 points 2 hours ago

Too many highlight plays. Atleast two of his bullshit 3s doesn’t have business to go in BUT IT DID

勇士球迷：今晚库里高光时刻太多了！至少有2记，看着像他在瞎几把投的篮，结果人家是正经瞄准的~~~

[–]Celtics wTI8SQEHbo 99 points 2 hours ago

I'm watching that going "Bro, what is that? That is not even close to a basketball shot!"

All net.

凯尔特人球迷：我亲眼所见，当时他一出手我就想：“大哥，搞什么呢？这种投篮姿势，跟打篮球不挨边儿啊~~~”结果，人家空心入网…

[–]Warriors maethlin 130 points 2 hours ago

GEOMETRICALLY

勇士球迷：描述得相当精确！

[–][MIA] Goran Dragić Greasly_Goose 196 points 2 hours ago

New Drinking Game: Take a shot every time FVV shoots a brick

热火球迷：兄弟们，咱们来一场喝酒比赛，规则是：范弗里特每投丢一球，咱就走一杯，看谁坚持到最后！

注：本场比赛范弗里特投篮19中4

[–]Warriors Slixxay 64 points 2 hours ago

Bro wants us to die.

勇士球迷：兄弟你直接说要我们死就完了~~~

[–]ignYuppt 37 points 2 hours ago

yo ass dead in 2 mins bruh

球迷：范弗里特只需投篮两分钟，你丫就酒精中毒死透了~~~

[–]Warriors jonahtheO 3 points 2 hours ago

This just in - Bay Area hospitals flooded with blacked out Warriors fans

勇士球迷：最新消息！！！最新消息！！湾区医院现在挤满了病人，全是醉得不省人事的勇士球迷！！！

[–]LukatheLaker 19 points 2 hours ago

Klay has to be sick to his stomach right now. This Golden State team is fun to watch.

东契奇球迷：克莱现在估计都伤心吐了！这支勇士队打球太好看了！！

[–]Suns Minato997 8 points 2 hours ago

May i interest u in a kd?

太阳球迷：各位，有谁对咱KD感兴趣吗？

[–]San Francisco Warriors jaggedjottings 7 points an hour ago

We'll give you a slightly used Jonathan Kuminga for him

勇士球迷：我们会拿9成新的库明加跟你们换。

[–]Green_Space729 22 points 2 hours ago

For all the talk about the refs winning it Steph Curry only shot 2 free throws this game.

球迷：这句话送给那些说裁判穿勇士球衣的人，今天库里只罚球2次。

新闻链接>>>>>>库里进攻被推倒没哨 紧接着库里防守狄龙被吹犯规有点无奈

来源：Reddit

编译：河浪端。

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